It's Friday and I am working remotely in the comfort of sunny Southern California. Now I must determine how I can make it through a marathon, having only ever run 6 miles. It is time to take it to the streets and see if I can do 6 miles with no ESPN Sports News. An hour and some change later, done!
Back on the Internet, all the research indicates that it takes 4 months to train for a marathon. I have 2 weeks!
No need to panic. It only cost me a hundred bucks. One source reveals that a long run for preparation for a half marathon is 10 miles and 18 miles for a marathon. In my comprehension that means if I get to 10 and feel like I am going to pass out, cancel my entry in the San Diego Rock and Roll marathon and find a half-marathon to run.
A phone call results in me having to head back to the East Coast - emergency in New York. Now panic! Where am I going to run in NY to test out my endurance? I guess I will have to ride around and set the odometer and mark 5 miles to get this right. There goes sunny training and swollen ankles for the flight to JFK.